“You should do your job, because it’s your job. Because you’re the person standing there doing that thing…SO JUST DO IT. Do the shit out of it! Why wouldn’t you? It drives me crazy when someone has a job that they don’t like so they do it shitty. What kind of a response is that? If you do it…
why does he have to be right? why does he have to hate young people when all i want to do is daaate him?!
this is me doing stand-up for the FIRST time ever. go easy on me. uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, so yeah, literally, uh, so yeah. i know it’s a bit rusty. couple o duds. there’s a few good bits in there, though.
oh yeah. never wearing those shorts on stage again.